Tipsy

Hi, I'm drunk...No I'm not, I'm just tipsy. For your information, I've never drank before. Well I have drunk before, but never as much, or as little..I don't know. All I had was a beer and a half inch of gin, which, by the way, tastes disgusting - like dirt. I think Rachel and Evan were either really amused or really worried or both. I'm actually having trouble typing. But I feel so much better right now in my mind than I have in a very long time. My stomach on the other hand feels terrible and I have a very strong urge to brush my teeth. Cigars, by the way, taste so terrible. Bitter, very bitter. Yuengling and dry gin, yucky, both yucky. All very yucky. I'm going to go brush my teeth, and lie down. Wait, can't lie down, stomach feels terrible...Still drunk is good, Evan says I'm the funnest drunk ever. I laugh at everything, I think the mech e. major I was sitting next to on the couch was kind of happy I was there. We played a photo game where I had to guess the famous person on the photo, except I couldn't remember a lot of the names, like Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins, I'm positive I could remember if I hadn't drank. Janis Joplin on the other hand, how could I possbily remember her? Anyway, I think I shall go brush my teeth and possibly make myself throw up. I definitely have to sleep though, I'm so sleepy...