Witness Roommate Suck

I'm pissed. I'm so pissed I can't sleep and I have to wake up in 5 hours.

I was just cleaning the apartment. I killed 2 flies that Michael let in. Then I scrubbed the shower clean, including the mildewed curtain which is mildewed because Michael always scrunches it up. Then I washed all the dishes that Michael left in the sink. Then I scrubbed the stove, above and below and the top of the oven. I did the last two while talking on the phone with Axel who happened to call and wanted to rant about his awful day.

Then I turn around and Michael glares at me and snaps, "It's rude to talk on the phone in the common area, you know," and stomps off like I just called his mom a whore or something. Offended, I go into my room and plop down on my bed feeling like I'D been grounded. I open up my email and what does it say? "I would have happily done the dishes not to have to listen to a conversation while I have to iron and then feel banished from the common area." GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, WAS I NOT JUST CLEANING UP HIS GODDAMN INFESTATION?!! IS IT NOT A FUCKING COMMON ROOM WHERE ONE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS? FINE GOODDAMMIT, NEXT TIME I WON'T BOTHER MULTI-TASKING AND LET IT ALL GO TO ROT BECAUSE WHILE YOU SAY YOU'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES, YOU NEVER DO! MY HANDS ARE SPLIT AND BLEEDING AND I'M STILL FUCKING DOING THE DISHES BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYMORE VERMIN COMING IN AND FINDING IT A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.

I want to move out. So bad.