Okay, I'm going to say it now. My roomie and her boyfriend piss me off. Their hoity-toity, we're better than you attitude pisses me off. When she criticizes Michael for not doing enough around the apartment IN FRONT OF HIS BOYFRIEND DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE'S BEEN DOING WAY MORE THAN SHE HAS THIS PAST MONTH AND FRANKLY ALL ALONG, it pisses me off. When she opens my door without knocking, it pisses me off. When she criticizes the state of my bedroom, it pisses me off. When she and her boyfriend go, "Waaaait, we have a few more things to do before you turn off the light and we no longer get to use your room as a right of way" and further delay my sleep time even when I have to get up for work an hour earlier than they do, it pisses me off.

When she uses my rice cooker and doesn't do anything with the rice and leaves the cooker plugged in, it pisses me off. When she uses my food or utensils, and neither puts anything away or cleans anything up, it pisses me off. When she leaves all of her bath products all over the tub area while Michael and I considerately keep our bathroom real estate to a minimum, it pisses me off. When I'm trying to go to sleep and she's talking on her cellphone, it pisses me off. When I am talking on my cellphone and she asks me to be quiet because I'm inconveniencing her, it pisses me off. When she alerts me to something and it's obviously a thinly veiled criticism towards something about me or Michael, it pisses me off. When she borrows my DVDs and somehow thinks that leaving it faceup on my dresser or the coffee table is equivalent to returning it to the DVD case, it pisses me off. When she cooks food and leaves it sitting out when she knows she's going to be gone for days on end, it pisses me off.

When she criticizes me for any slight form of a PDA that I might display with Axel while she and her boyfriend pretty much suck face and drown the room in their sappy disgusting love goo all the time, it pisses me off. When she changes the way she thinks just for her boyfriend, and only when he's around, it pisses me off.

And I'm just saying, don't you ever judge me. A person who thinks they're better than anyone based on what they DON'T do in life should take a good hard look at themselves. They're all just frogs living at the bottom of the well.

I want to move out.