Ahh! I couldn't help myself.
EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot

Cinnamon Shanghai (That sounds silly...)


SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where
You First Partied

Cheese Pittsburgh (Gah! Why would I ever want that?!)

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three
Letters of your Last Name

A. Chi (Hmm, no change there...)

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in
Kitchen

Dark Chocolate Milk (No, I don't think I like that name either, but if some company ever produced such a drink I would definitely like to try it.)

DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last
Went to School

Bunny Carnegie Mellon (But, but, no....that's just...noo....)

BARFLY ALIAS = Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Drink

Jello Guava Juice (I'm almost tempted to make my favorite drink a shot, thus Jello Shot, how appropriate)

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First
Lived

Hsiao-Hsien Rose (technically it's not the street where I first lived, but I only lived at the first house for like 6 months during which I had no mind. By the way, the middle name is pronounced Shao Shen. That actually sounds pretty good...)

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On

Pinky Rose (Well, I'm glad I'm never going to be a porn star)

JEDI NAME = First 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of
your first name, First 2 letters of your mother's maiden name +
the first 3 letters of your hometown

Chi'an Kadan (Hey! Not bad!)

NERD ALIAS = Current brand of printer, last technical term used in conversation

Cannon Configuration (And I'm ready for war)