Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Morning News Shanghai

Newsflash! As of yesterday morning, I have been dubbed the ChiJiaoDaXian which means the "Barefoot Immortal" because I go everywhere in the office (other than the bathroom) barefoot. My statement that everyone does this in studio is met with shock and awe, as well as the idea that people Want to be tan.

Newsflash! Hot news of the morning is that a truck overturned just down the road, crushing some poor pedestrian to death. Word is it happened around 8 or 9 last night. Witnesses state that a definite crowd was forming to gawk at the victim fortunately hidden beneath a 7 meter long tank of oil. Shel said that this morning, a crane was at the site, trying to right the truck. Shel also hopes that it's not an open casket burial.

Newflash! Hot news of last evening was that around 11, WangYue (aka Wayne - we named him) text messaged me asking how to write "Fart" which he pronounces "fert." So I messaged him back saying that he ought to work on the pronunciation lest it be mistaken for "Flirt." A very important distinction between the two meanings was emphasized upon seeing him this morning.

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